Vaginal American
the politically correct term for a woman in the united states of america used by anyone that doesn’t want to come across as s-xist. may be heard by the same people that say “african american” because they are afraid of coming across as racist.
if your boss is a woman, i highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a v-g-n-l american during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. i mean, you don’t want to come across as ignorant do you?
guy: “hey lady, you dropped this back there.”
lady: “umm…i don’t appreciate you using the l-word, i prefer to be called a v-g-n-l american. okay? thanks.”
joe: “i’m going to ask that african american girl from cl-ss to go out with me this friday.”
carl: “dude, don’t say that. say ‘black v-g-n-l american’.”
joe: “yeah…wait, what?”
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