Vaginal Apple Cider
when you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her p-ssy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. the juice in the p-ssy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
shauna: craig!!!
craig: what’s wrong shauna?
shauna: remember last night?
craig: yea…
shauna: i got checked and they think i’m pregnant!
craig: oh, it’s probably just v-g-n-l apple cider.
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