Vaginal Crossfire
when you have the fortunate opportunity to nail more than one sn-tch at a time but you dont know where to start.
joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some “fun.” in the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
the description of this puzzle going on in his head is called “v-g-n-l crossfire”
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