Vaginal Owls


when many owls swoop into some-ones v-g-n-, and then peck at the walls of them, causing a torrent of blood, subsequently drowning the owls and causing them to decay inside you.

alternative use – when a single mother owl enters the v-g-n-l crease, but instead of pecking, shrieks, causing moderate dis-pleasure.
“no i’m bleeding, d-mn you v-g-n-l owls!”

mary, what was that noise?” “don’t worry, its just my v-g-n-l owls again

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