vaginal ownage
having your name tattooed above or around a girls v-g-n-, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only
alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her
marc: na man that was chris’ girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed v-g-n-l ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her v-g-n-,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: d-mn…
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when you really really beat someone. to the point that it was almost as good as s-x.
(winning the b-ball game 150-0)
man that was some serious v-g-n-l ownage
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