vaginal shoehorn
any friend who introduces you to hot, sl-tty women they know in order to bed them.
yo luke, thanks for being such a good v-g-n-l shoehorn. i totally nailed melissa to the wall!
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someone who ate a v-g-n- that had recently been spermed in “anthony aqualina has a v-g-n-l sperm face after playing with his milf.”
- vaginotarian
a guy who only has s-x whit girls. (heteros-xual) charly:are johnny and paul a couple? randy:no way! paul is a vaginotarian!
- vaginap
to fall asleep with your d-ck in a v-g-n- i was tired last night, so i took a v-g-n-p.
- Vagitine
(noun) fictional product used to treat irritated v-g-n-s. clerk: can i help you? louie: yeah. i need, uh, condoms, s-xual lubricant, vagitine, and blueberries. clerk: lubricant, aisle seven; vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain’t got no blueberries. louie: thank you.
- Vag Sticker
noun: what a “man’s” dude card is replaced with, once revoked. josh: “that was gay, i’m pulling your dude card.” alex: “well, what do i get instead?” josh: -pauses- “a vag sticker.”