Vaginatribe
a play off of the word “diatribe”, a v-g-n-tribe is an imp-ssioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of s-x, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a “little b-tch”, which thus provides dual meaning to the word “v-g-n-tribe”.
i just don’t understand why i have to spend every night alone listening to my old dashboard confessional cd’s. how many times will i have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star i am? i just want to be next to her, but she doesn’t even see me. i wish i could smell her hair once more before i go to bed.
jesus christ, mark. is your v-g-n-tribe over yet?
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