Vagingivitis

originating from the movie “teeth” based on a v-g-n- with teeth, comes a theory on genital dental hygene.
this rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the v-g-n- become largely inflamed. leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for v-g-n-l floss and vaginewash. if one decides to further neglect v-g-n-l upkeep, one may need a v-g-n-l retainer or even braces.
most doctors will recommend v-g-n-l toothpaste that comes in two flavors : p-n-s and non-p-n-s.

see v-g-n-l orthodontist
sh-t, someone better give that b-tch some scope, she has mad vagingivitis.

that b-tch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of vg; vagingivitis

nah man, don’t go near her, she got some heavy vagingivitis. make yo d-ck fall off
stemming from the psycho-n-lytical concept of v-g-n- d’entata, this condition occurs when the aforementioned teeth are not properly maintained and gum sensitivity ensues.
proper use of floss and other hygiene products can prevent the early onset of vagingivitis.
when a girl sticks a toothbrush in her v-g-n-, the germs left on the brisltes and head of the brush are transfered to the girl and she will forever this disease. side effects include turning the girl into a pyscho with constant v-g-n-l problems
girl: i m-st-rb-t-d using a tooth brush last night
girl 2: o no did u glove up? you’ll catch vagingivitis. that sh-t comes back with you, like herpes
this occurs when a female has chronic whack -ss stankin v-g-n-! most noticeable when you’re going down on that nasty trick and the smell rushes the nostrils almost to the point of projectile vomitting
“jim …dude.. this is the second time trying to tounge blast sara and puking on her”

“bro sha girl sounds like shes got a bad case of vagingivitis, spray that sh-t with some binaca.”