vaginify
to turn one into (or out of) a v-g-n-. the term can signify the transition of an individual or object into a literal v-g-n-, or into the symbolic and colloquial “p-ssy” (meaning a sissy, weener or just a f-kin v-g-n-). the term originated back in the 1780’s when sourcerer merlin was the first ever to vaginify an individual. many had attempted this feat in the past, but unsuccesfully. many thought sourcerer merlin had this uncanny ability because his parents vaginified his leg as a baby, and donkeys would come from far across the land to sniff his vaginified leg. his mission to vaginify became known, and the concept spread across all of england, eventually reaching egypt, and f-cking pharaoh up the leg.
holy sh-t fred, you just vaginified that rock!
or
if you don’t stand up to that bully, i’ll vaginify you into mince meat soup!
did you get vaginified? or are you just a f-g
1 more definition
to vaginify means to make something or someone more feminine. often happens when a h-m-s-xual man gets a television show, but is not limited to this.
craig was gone for at least a week before coming back to the bar. he was completly vaginified. his wife made him watch every episode of will and grace, a show known to vaginify any man within 50 feet of it.
Read Also:
- Vagisil Smoothie
an interesting blend of combinations of ingredients to make my very own creation the vagisil smootie. ingredients: 3 full cups of ice 1/4 cup of sugar teaspoon of vanilla extract 1 tube of vagisil 1 cup of strawberries 1 banana 2 shots of crown royal and the secret ingredient a pinch of cinammonm, only the […]
- vajooj
n. 1) a derivative of the word v-g-n-. often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy. 2) used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male). 3) a combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language. 1) “do i smell your vajooj or is it just a little […]
- valhalla magic
the one and only amazing skills produced by the valhalla soccer team. santiagos goal was not only finesse, it was pure magic
- valishing
a complete over the top exaggeration of whatever you want it to be. when someone exagerates too much you tell them they are “valishing”
- Vampire Mice
tampons “oh dear i’ve just got my period, better get some vampire mice”