vaginitis
when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a p-ssy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, b–boos, and saying things like “ow my _____ hurts.” common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
“ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell”
“oh yea, must be the vaginitis. quit crying, its fourth down”
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when a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little v-g-n- sores all over their body, then suddenly one day…they turn into a giant p-ssy
dude, you’re gonna get vaginitis if u don’t start eating meat
1. n. inflammation of the v-g-n-. also called colpitis.
2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an att-tudinal condition in which one is acting like a v-g-n-: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female p.m.s.
1. i need to go to the gynecologist to see if i have vaginitis
2. a.
bruce: ow! i scr-ped me knee! ow ow ow!
steve: wow, bruce… how’s the vaginitis treating you?
b. bruce: will you move?! i feel bloated!!!
steve: someone has a severe case of vaginitis…
the disease of being a p-ssy
tyler why are you being such a p-ssy?
do you have vaginitis?
when a person breaks out in sores that look like v-g-n-s, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant p-ssy.
generally caught when a man acts so much like a p-ssy it causes him to catch the infections.
dude, if he doesn’t want to go one that roller coaster he must have vaginitis
is a circ-mstance when i male acts like little girl, or, can be used to call someone out for not doing what you would like them to do.
if your friend can’t go out to the bar because his girlfriend won’t let him, and someone asks where he is, you say he has vaginitis so he can’t come out.
1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who’s immediate actions may reflect those of a p-ssy
my friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.
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