vagitable

another word for v-g-n-. (based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats v-g-n-s. vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)
lesbian mom: eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! like a real dyk-!
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vagitable ad: one bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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chelsea: how did you lose so much weight? you look great!
olivia: i became a vagitarian.
vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper -j-c-l-t-. the main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of f-ll-t– resulting in the arousal of male customers. once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some v-g-n- shaken in their face. however, irritated bowels are often a side effect -ssociated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.
cheryl: ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

slams: maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the t-tty bar!
things that guys like unless there g-y. other words used to
monkey: “wow i h-ll as enjoyed that guys vagitables last night”

fozzy: “dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :d”
a type of vegetable. can be related with v-g-n-s and usually only liked with beef.
me: “why don’t you like vegetables?”
james: “i only like vagitables with beef, like ew.”