vagitch


portmanteau of v-g-n- and itch; a feminine form of jock itch. heard mostly in medical circles, and is one of the less-used terms that was first widely attested in sam shem’s “the house of g-d”.
“i went in. nine times out of ten in that room it would be small-time: v.d., vagitch, urinary, or tuna.”
-shem, sam (1978). “the house of g-d”. p.206.

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