vagmailing
blackmailing, but using your v-g-n- as the weapon of coercion. generally not a good idea, as it -ssigns your v-g-n- a material value and is basically prost-tution. not that there’s anything wrong with prost-tution, but you should know that that’s what it is.
tamalia: “hey baby, i want you to come hang out with me and my girlfriends on sunday! we’re going shoe shopping and they really want to meet you!”
mark: “aw, i can’t sweety baby pie – i promised my mom three weeks ago that i’d come over and fix her sink that day.”
t: “if you don’t come, you can bet you’re not getting laid for a week!”
m: “…are you seriously vagmailing me right now? wow.”
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