Vagowned
noun. vah-joned.
1. to be owned in some way by a v-g-n-.
2. to be owned in some way by a feminist.
3. a girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.
1. guy 1: he got his fist stuck in where?
guy 2: haha, vagowned!
2. my friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn’t weak and didn’t need his help. that feminist b-tch totally vagowned him…
3. she left him for another woman. poor frank was totally vagowned.
when a girl is kicked in the v-g-n-, especially by another girl.
person one: “dude, did you hear that those two girls got into a fight?”
person two: yeah, that b-tch totally got vagowned.
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