Vaguebooking

an intentionally vague facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
mary is: “wondering if it is all worth it”
mark is: “thinking that was a bad idea”

example:
“have you talked to mark? he’s vaguebooking again. i wonder if he’s back with mary…”

opposite:

tammy is: “in line at the grocery store”

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an intentionally vague facebook status update, that prompts friends to “hide” future updates by the perpetrator.
mary is: “wondering if it is all worth it”

“good grief, mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. hmm, what’s this? ‘hide all updates from mary’? much better, now i only get updates worth reading!”
intentional or unintentional vague or ambiguous facebook status message, which people have no clue as to what the heck you are talking about. also included is posting fragmented song lyrics without stating the artist.
penny: sure looks like someone is mad

seriously, who? is that a song? penny should stop vaguebooking!
posting vague facebook status updates, usually to garner lots of comments.
i defriended him for constant vaguebooking.
writing a facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. a tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fort-tude. the status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a wink emoticon to accentuate the p-ssive aggressive “i’m better than you” overtones.

the status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete b-tch and spineless fool.
i remember when i was a skateboarder, i was 12. some people need to get a grip.

dave: i wonder who mark is talking about. he’s vaguebooking again.
fred: possibly me, because i still skateboard at 32.
dave: dude needs to grow some b-lls. he comes across like such a whiney little b-tch.
writing a facebook status to some without mentioning their name. typically the updater and the person they are writing to know it’s between them and make reply statuses back and forth. sometimes it’s with videos and not actual status updates.
girl’s vaguebooking status “why don’t we just f-ck already?”

guy’s update replying to that – “when and where?”
an intentionally vague facebook status update intended to repel less important f-book friends by prompting them to “hide” any of your future status updates, thereby getting them off your back and out of your business (see “p-ssive aggressive tactics”).
penelope: is hopelss and out shopping for extension cords.

josh (to meg): omg penelope is just getting so obnoxious with her vaguebooking. i’m hiding her updates from now on!

meg (to penelope): josh told me he’s going to hide your updates from now on.

penelope (to meg): thank goodness, he’s been incessantly commenting on my wall ever since he friended me.