Vaguebooking Bomb
fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of facebook, twitter, instagram, etc.
friend 1: we are just going to chalk this one up to g-d wanting to teach me patience………………..
friend 2: everyone help me congratulate (friend 1) with their first (of many) babies on the way!!!!!
friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a vaguebooking bomb to all of this facebook friends, family, and boss.
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