vainjury
an injury sustained while trying to look cute. often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.
jenna: -screams- get me some ice!
jessica: what happened?
anton: she tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.
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