VaJayJAIDS
the condition of contracting hiv (human immunodeficiency virus) through heteros-xual contact. often when it’s the result of straight extra-marital affairs from either partner in an otherwise monogamous relationship.
“how in the world did dave get hiv? he’s married 8 years now!”
“remember that trip his wife took to vegas? ‘vajayjaids’ from a random fark”
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