vajayjay alfresco
when a man doesn’t wear underwear under his clothes, it’s called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his b-lls are dangling freely). now, when a woman doesn’t wear underwear, what’s that called? the term freeballing doesn’t exactly work because, you know, women don’t have b-lls. hence, the term “vajayjay alfresco.”
one should never — and i mean -never- — go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.
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