val
the coolest person in the world!
not only a good friend but a good person.
:d
vals so cool.
shes zee bestest!
socal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or sh-tty. a reference to outsider surfers from san fernando valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. valley dwellers are typically hated by la beach locals hated for invading the locals’ beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.
surfer dude: hey, babe! lookin’ tasty today. wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?
surfer chick: -sshole! not if you were the last wave in santa monica!
surfer dude: whoa! that was val!
a woman who has an independent spirit and prefers to live life on her own terms. she places a far greater value on having a good time than on material possessions. but be warned that she has a very bad reputation for tempers, so do what you can to not set off any fiery displays. lastly, she’s extremely perceptive, honest and disdainful of deception in her relationship. she works hard but parties even harder!
val is always furious
a very smart and helpful person. also moonlights as a h-rny unicorn.
“whoa that was some great advice from val! she’s quite the unicorn.”
a val is someone from the san fernando valley in los angeles county, california.
vals are known for their “valspeak” (i.e like oh my god! ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. they still however have a hint of that dialect by saying “like” in nearly every sentence. other terms still being used are “dude”, “oh my god”, “rad” and “totally”.
vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.
people hate on us vals, but they still like watching our p-rn!
v.a.l. is an abbreviation used by photographers that stands for “voice activated lightstand.” this is actually a reference to a human -ssistant who, in the absence of an actual lightstand, holds a piece of lighting equipment and positions it according to the photographer’s needs.
david’s invited me to be a v.a.l. on his next shoot, since he’s trying to avoid needing permits from the city to place lighting equipment on the ground.
val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; valley boy
dude, go home val. go home vals!!
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