Valan


a seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to s-xual advances. valans often have long hair and sport an original z-do in it. it is unknown of the s-xuality of valans.
didn’t kara ask joe out?
yeah, he’s such a valan though, he had no idea she was trying to.

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