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  smacking a yankee hater with your p-n-s in a show of dominance. can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging. my hoe said she preferred the red sox, so i had to yankee spank a b-tch.

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  fear of the warrior princess zena. it’s just he freaks out at chicks in armor, man. total zenaphobia.

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