Valentendonitis
damage to one’s giggle stick or whoo-ha. occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. when the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. doctors coined the term valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after valentine’s day.
pat: where’s eric?
danton: he’s still in his room with kala.
pat: have they even left the room since yesterday?
danton: not from what i’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
pat: they better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of valentendonitis.
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