Valentime’s Day
the day either immediately before or after valentines day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on valentines day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.
i’m taking my girlfriend out on valentines day but for valentimes day, i’m taking lisa to the movies.
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the 14th of february. it falls on the same day as valentine’s day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
my daughter rocks, she got valentimes from all the boys at school on valentime’s day.
a romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized ‘valentine’s day’. the exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to south sh-r- guidos and small children with equal intelligence. now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren’t in on the joke.
jersey: are you doing anything for valentime’s day?
stephanie: do you mean valentine’s day?
jersey: yeah, valentime’s day. jesse and i are hittin’ up the club, it’s gonna be cray. i’m wearing the shortest skirt, i think i’ll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
stephanie: sounds great, keep it cl-ssy, jersey.
malapropism of valentine’s day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
“so, what are you doin’ this year for valentime’s day?”
the same thing as valentine’s day. it is pr-nounced valentime’s day by idiots that don’t know the difference and use and m instead of an n. the illeterate way of saying valentine’s day.
what are you getting your girlfriend for valentime’s day??
the day of love feb. 14th a romantic festival of romantic movies preferably chick flix and going to dinner or making dinner for that special someone where cupid is the god and every man and woman is treated like a king and queen and where the men will be bearing gifts of chocolates and flowers and lots of presents and stuff
“my valentimes day was very romantic.”
the 14th of february.it falls on the same day as valentine’s day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds, and douche bags from new jersey, new york and outlying areas.
hey stevie you got valentimes from that sk-nk cherry at work on st.valentime’s day. sorry i didnt tell you earlier i was bangin this broad in my iroc. freakin’ awesome.
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