Valentine Vision
when a girl doesn’t have a valentine cleasely leading up to valentines day. resulting in either two things:
1.) girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent valentine
2.)v-day boycotting and pr-nouncing self-empowerment without a valentine
dude the only reason she is with you is because she’s got that valentine vision
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