valentine’s day
the reason so many people are born in november.
i was born in november because my parents celebrated valentine’s day.
a pointless and worthless day invented by hersheys confectionary co and joining forces with teleflora florists and corbans wine makers just so they can profit out of wine, cholocates and flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a f-cking holiday period.
valentines day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
valentine’s day? i’ve had days at the dentist’s that go more enjoyable than that day.
single’s awareness day
“is it valentine’s day again?”
“yes. oh darn, i’m single. i don’t get anything overpriced from my temporary lover.”
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a b-tt and a chicken in a moose
1. celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same lat-tude as southern italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the romans. later overlapped with the feast of st. valentine, and was accordingly christianized in a way that made little to no sense (-ssuming that st. valentine was not the patron saint of getting it on).
2. some d-mn hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. let’s all celebrate the emerging s-xual urges of animals in church. thank you valentine’s day!
2. single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. yup, its valentine’s day.
commercialistic bullsh-t holiday invented by corporations to cash in on p-ssy-whipped men. tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. it also makes single people feel miserable. suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
“hallmark and fannie may all cash in on valentines day while making single people feel miserable in the process.”
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