Valentine’s Disease
also known as cupid’s arm, valentine’s disease is a malformation of the p-n-s, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. while there can be complications in urination and -j-c-l-t–n, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral s-x while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. this act is known as a valentine’s kiss.
when having v-g-n-l intercourse, the v-g-n- is then known as a heart-shaped box.
valentine’s disease. it gives me an extra inch.
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