Valentine’s Lay
the s-x you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on valentine’s day.
i bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n sh-t, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but i got the valentine’s lay afterwards which was def worth it.
the s-x you receive on valentines day
dude 1: how was yesterday?
dude 2: i had a great valentines lay, she let me do what i want…
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