Valentinitis
a serious condition when couples in love show ;
1.signs of pdas (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone
note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday
“sighhhhh…..<3.....it's valentine's day"
"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"
"those flowers/roses are for me :d" "xoxo"
"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"
"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"
||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||
/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\
Read Also:
- voice hottie
a man with a s-xy phone voice that sounds like honey. women melt and pant when he calls, and keep him on the phone as much as possible. but unfortunately the physical reality rarely lives up the dream. oh my gawd it’s ash on the phone he’s such a voice hottie!
- Valerious
to describe a system of embracing ones existence and to literately live life till it kills you, in an almost ironically stoic approach, whilst still acknowledging the profound importance of influence and suggestion for the beneficial progression of humanity. during these politically charged decades some even considered it to encomp-ss matristic tendencies. the very labour […]
- Vanisher
a person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. they appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be ‘there’ one minute and ‘not there’ the next. a vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view […]
- VaVaVirgil
yeah its really annoying, watch me abuse it… vavavirgil: hey, yeah, let’s talk about smoking. how do u feel about it? user: i love it vavavirgil: u must like having bad breath too. user: yup vavavirgil: yeah, it really matches ur yellow teeth user: gold teeth, sl-t vavavirgil: ok… user: i bet you smoke vavavirgil: […]
- vapor politics
v–gr-ted political rhetoric found totally missing after a cursory double-o. “he doesn’t have a chance.” “what? you been ripping the bong dude? he’ll win the nomination and the election because the average voting american can’t detect vapor politics even when it’s blowing their skirt.”