Valet


1. one who attends to the needs of a “gentleman”. 2. a sophisticated, nicely paid “go-for” (gopher). 3. one who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.
will you please valet my bently. please park it in a highly visible location. the more visible, the more your tip will be.
the action of a female -ssisting the insertion of a male’s p-n-s into her v-g-n-.
what’s the point of trying to find an open sp-ce to park if you can just valet.

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