validpenis


a. the noteworthy occurrence when a female fraternizes with other close friends after a very intense and gratifying experience having to do with a man and his elongated and surprisingly m-ssive member.
b. the secondary auto-text spelling for “california” when matt is drunk texting on his blackberry.
c. blue ribbon d-ck
a. becky met up with sally and megan for validp-n-s over breakfast.
b. becky accidently texted “validp-n-s” to her grandmother when she was asking how her vacation went.

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