Valkenburg Mirror
the act of m-st-rb-t–n while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
-door opens-
connor: so craig what are you doing in…oh my god! what the h-ll?
craig: i was, eh, um, er…
connor: you were w-nking off to your own reflection!
craig: i was just…er…
connor: that was a valkenburg mirror you sick…i mean for f-cks sake what you were thinking?!
craig: um…
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