Valle


the name of a man who is invincible. a person who is so amazing, people stop just to get a glimpse of his amazing features. multiple women have wanted his babies. people say he is a g-d. other people say he dropped from the heavens to spread his amazement throughout the globe and a few people think he is even better then chuck norris.
i just saw a glimpse of valle!
to be a sn-b or pr-ck to everyone,
aggressively distant.
why do you act like you’re the only one in this world?
what a valle jerk you are.
a pathological liar that suffers from sudden spurts of euphoria and thinks its happening in real life…often fabricates their life to look cool… and habitually lies to make themselves feel better and starts to live their own lies

heyy bro i just met the prince of persia
response: dude shut the f-&^ up your being such a valle

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