Valleen
-vahgina hertz (like on family guy)
-one of the best people you’ll ever meet.
-always funny.
-always has the best supply of alcohol and knows how to make drinks right!
-awesome dancer.
-everyone wants to be her friend.
-she’ll always have adorable children.
-she knows military time. (roger that. copy. over and out)
-she knows her address when written down.
-sings with a voice of fergie and jesus.
-if you go through life without knowing her, your life was pointless.
old man 1: “d-mn i wish i would’ve known a valleen before i die. my life seems so incomplete.”
old man 2: “you have no idea what you missed out on!”
girl 1: “did you hear that woman sing?”
girl 2: “ya, that’s a valleen. they have amazing voices.
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