Vallenderism


a view, observation or a thought as conceptualized by mike vallender.

usually something that should be obviouse,n-body really wants to hear, but is often prophetically true
1 we are all going to die
2 n-body ever has or will know what we are really doing here
3 whatever it was that happened, is what happened, don’t feel there could have been another result, becuase there wasn’t

Read Also:

  • Vanek

    the last name of a professional ice hockey player of austrian descent currently playing for the buffalo sabres of the nhl. an expressive term that can be used to replace any word and splice up any sentence did you see that goal that vanek had last night vs. the devils? kid a: yes! chicken fingers […]

  • VANK

    vank is the psuedonym of a prolific korean spammer. me: sh-t, vank just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some sh-t called dokdo. whatever. 1 more definition a very angry w-nk. girl: “me and my boyfriend were suppose to meet last night, it was going to be the first time we made love.” boy: […]

  • Veg Air

    the onset of farts due to eating a large quant-ty of vegetables “oh no, i’ve got veg air!” after eating a roast dinner-“i’m going to have veg air later”

  • vegamearian

    a person who eats more vegetables than meat. i could have the hamburger but i just became a vegamearian so i’ll have the salad instead.

  • Vegas suprise

    when she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is p-ssed out and you take a sh-t in her mouth. then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the mirage. when she came home at 4:00am, i gave her a vegas surprise.


Disclaimer: Vallenderism definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.