Valparaiso

a jesuit word for a nun’s v-g-n-.
dan: do you think that nun has ever used that thing?
james: what thing?
dan: her puss
james: oh, you mean her valparaiso…probably not.
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a white city in indiana. very white. also, straight. their flag has a church on it because of all the churches. h-ll, even the university has a godd-mn church!

basically if you’re not white, rich, straight, cis, law-abiding, and generally a cookie-cutter professional they hate you. h-ll, for awhile even in 2010 there was a giant swastika in the entrance to the city.
valparaiso is a h-llhole
it has many luxury neighborhoods, like sh-r-wood, or there are dumps like salt creek commons. but they have decent schools and have decent enough people, i guess.
in valparaiso we also call it valpo, because we are to lazy to say the rest of the name!
it is a tourist city in chile but very dangerous and poor,
beweare the dogs they will bite you!!
-we are arriving in valparaiso so keep your watch in your pocket and have some beer with the locals
a small town with much diversity. excellent school corporation. much money in the neighborhood, includes prestigious neighborhoods such as aberdeen, sh-r-wood, and many others. overall nice place to live.
“valparaiso is the nicest place, and everyone is humble about their money and accepts everyone, not c-cky like many other places with money, our neighborhoods can easily have gates, but we choose not to, cause we’re simply not like that.”