Valthos


a lonely man who doesn’t have many friends. usually plays video games past the age of 20, this is because he lacks social skills. normally a virgin until a very old age as they have no confidence with woman, generally an ugly person. after the age of 18 hair loss starts, receding hairlines are common with this person.
look at that valthos in the corner on his own.

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