Valveteen Rub
when the performer of f-ll-t– has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
kelly: so, you want a bl-w j-b.
john: h-ll yes.
— kelly removes her teeth —
john: wtf!!??
kelly: what? you never had a valveteen rub?
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