Valynn
a curious character, a valynn. easy on the eyes but somewhat of a maniac. a valynn drives fast, often in highly-engineered german machinery, often laden in maniacal laughter. should you encounter a valynn, you’d be advised to approach with caution. valynn’s will make a fool of you, should you choose a poor method of approach or say the wrong thing. it would also be advised that you relocate your wallet to a front pocket and sleep with one eye open, should you bring one home with you. the world belongs to valynn’s. we are just here to amuse them.
“in a completely unexpected turn of events, my girlfriend suddenly pulled a valynn– hit the gas, closed her eyes and drove straight through that tunnel at the speed of light, cackling wildly, all the way!”
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