Vampire Bandwagon
the unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, everybody decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can’t escape the fact that so much hype is made over the “new moon” trailor that you would think it was the coming of jesus.
person 1: hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has s-x with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold c-cks? (come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-edward is always described as being cold- how could they “get it up”?)
person 2: omg no wai11!!!@~~
person 3: ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon…
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