vampire beard
a beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
they are commonly found on women.
it is closely related to the five-o’-clock shadow.
“you have a beard?”
“yeah. it only comes out at night.”
“you mean like a vampire beard?”
“yes, exactly.”
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