Vampire-ism
a strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics only after the sun sets.
contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with “crosses” and “garlic”, but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). there is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they all seem to want the same thing.
a word commonlly -ssociated with married men, or men who are just “no d-mn good”.
darnell only seems to call after 11 o’clock at night, i wonder if he has vampire-ism.
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