Vampire Life


made popular by jim jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. it is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. related to fast life, and rockstar life
thomas: “dude you haven’t slept in 3 days, what the h-ll is wrong with you?!”

anton: “im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don’t make it”
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when a person sleeps through the day and roam the streets at night
how’s your vampire life been going?

its actually coming along really well, ive been hustlin these corners all night and they’re about to pay off.
staying out all night and hibernating all day. this lifestyle is usually -ssociated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. the word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.
nate: where is mike, he hasn’t been over in like three days

derek: mike is on that vampirelife i haven’t seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at happy hour on main street though, just wait for sun down.

nate: drunk!
one’s ability to not sleep at all during the night
james: aye cuz what time u go to sleep last night
jamal: around like 4
james: d-mn that’s too late for me cuz
jamal: you ain’t about that vampire life

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