Vampire Shift
somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they’re so drugged out on c-ke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can’t be out in daylight. it applies to people who are so c-ked out that they can only be out during the night.
girl: “i hope my boss isn’t gay because i need to get a vampire shift!”
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