Vampire Smoker
this generally happens when you have a person, claiming to be a stoner, that is too scared to smoke marijuana while there parents are still awake. this usually happens because the individual thinks it is cool to be a pot smoker but they are scared of their parents finding out, so they only come out to smoke at night, much like a vampire would, this resulting in a “vampire smoker”.
jedidiah says “hey jepeto, its 420, lez get blazed foo”
jepeto replies ” i can’t yet man, i am scared my parents will notice when i get home. but we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? you know i’m a true stoner.”
jedidiah exclaims ” h-ll nah, you a god d-mn vampire smoker like everyone else, i am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. i’m out.”
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