vampire snatch
a gurl that dates a guy simply because he is easily p—- whipped. she causes problems between the guy and his family wherever she can. always a lying drama queen. they usually only look good from the mysp-ce angle. also usually very unfaithful since they need to have s-x with lots of guys to suck their lifeforce from them. you can tell when your friend is dating one when your friend starts showing signs of “b-tching out” on social gatherings with the boys, and saying things like “nah, i can’t go out tonight man. my lady wants me to stop drinkin and spend more time with her”.
daniela-“that vampire sn-tch broke up with my cuz just so she could bone this other guy, then got back with him a few days later!”
tiffani-“we’ll stake that crusty vampire sn-tch!”
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