Vampire Tea


the same as regular tea, but subst-tuting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon.
dude> give me some vampire tea you hateful b-st-rd!
old sl-t> ok but first i must remove this tampon i’ve been using for the past 50 years.

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