Vampire Wars
yet another highly addictive game by facebook/mysp-ce game giant zynga game networks. basically, you make an avatar to attract “tasty votes,” spend hours voting as “tasty” every member of your clan of >1,000 consisting mainly of total strangers, waiting for your energy and rage to refill, spending real money on favor points to buy those special abilities, fighting with people to get “blood” and “skill points,” completing missions to get “blood” and experience points, buying “abilities” from the “bazar” and buying “minions” to offset the upkeep on the abilities, and of course attempting to find your real world worst enemies at charlotte high school and add them to the hitlist within the game.
your commanding officer: ever play that game vampire wars?
default vampire: yeah, kind of
your commanding officer: what level are you?
default vampire: i think it’s like level 10 or something
your commanding officer: oh man, you can do better than that; i’m level 166!
teacher: no wonder your getting c’s in my cl-ss!!
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