Vampireing
when a girl asks you to give her head while she’s on her period.
guy 1: so, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
guy 2: so… you did?
guy 1: f-ck no! she’s on her period n sh-t. i ain’t no f-ckin edward cullen. i wasn’t about go vampireing.
guy 2: good sh-t. everyone knows periods = bl-w j-b city.
guy 1: f-ck yeah!
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