Vampixie
one of the many “true” names for the “vampires” in the book ‘twilight.’ as they cannot really be called vampires due to lack of bad-ssery, lack of fear of sunlight; god, or garlic, and their ability to sparkle in the sunlight. obviously they are some kind of fairy/pixie hybrid.
“say it, say it out loud.” “….vampixie.
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